My other woman crush<3
I’m no angel.
I am so judgemental. I can be quite the green eyed goddess. I am spiteful and I’ve been told many multiple numerous occasions about my wicked attitude. I am SO picky and SO indecisive. I have a very testy temper and a very messy memory. I like to complain a lot and I’m pretty nosey too. I really suck at keeping in touch with my friends too but…..
I will be the first one to climb over a barbed wire fence and run through a field of poison ivy and fire ants to get you what you need. I would drive across the country to hug you if you needed it. I would sleep in a hospital for weeks if you needed me there for you. There’s a lot I do wrong but I swear on the moon that I will do whatever it takes for the ones I truly love.
That’s it.
Client: You see there, where the text is black on white?
Me: Yep.
Client: Could we increase the contrast there?
Me: No.
Client: Just a little?
Me: No.
Lmao.
NO MATTER HOW MANY NOTES THIS GETS…
I will personally write each and every one of you that reblogs this a paragraph in your ask about what I think you are like in “real life” based on your blog. It will be almost that I am writing you your own book about yourself, but for just a paragraph. I will be on anon so that you wont know that its me.
Starting on February 6, 2013.
Just started doing these, still open to reblog. DOING THEM ALL!
(Source: nauticalist, via keemyentrok)
LOL brilliant
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.
best play ever.
I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.
(Source: 4gifs, via keemyentrok)
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, butnothing is infinite,
not even loss.You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.
(Source: finnualabutler, via keemyentrok)


